Thursday, September 25, 2008

PETA Wants To Ruin Your Ice Cream!

This has absolutely nothing to do with sports but it’s an opinion that has to be shared. The people at PETA have officially gone insane! They’ve had some really crazy ideas in the past but this latest statement is the snow cap on top of Stupid Mountain.

The fine people of PETA have officially asked the founders of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream to use human breast milk instead of dairy milk in their ice cream. Yeah, I’ll give that a minute to settle and allow you time to clean what ever you were drinking off your computer monitor.

"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."
I don’t want to do a cow a favor I want to eat a cow! I certainly don’t want to eat ice cream made from some woman’s breast milk. In fact, the National Organization of Women (they also have several lookouts on Stupid Mountain) should be brought in here because this has to be degrading to lactating mothers in some sort of way.

This is the reason that 99.9% of the world’s population doesn’t take PETA seriously. To protest I’m going to have a double cheeseburger, cheese fries topped with bacon and a chocolate milkshake for lunch today.